Intense LightSaber Battle Rocks Local Community

Posted by Kevin Cassidy

Monday, July 9, 2007 10:57 AM.

The Jedi council of the Squirrells dealt with their most serious threat of this century, Darth Chestnut. He's known for his thievery and filth, and the two Jedi Masters wouldn't stand for his nut thieving any longer. Wielding the blue Saber, Nibblets had to call on his superior Master Shifty, as they handled the Sith Squirrell. Several bystanders were harmed by the nutshell shower at the hands of the Sithly Squirrell, and the community is currently rebuilding. Let's send our prayers out to them.

CASSASSIN.COM IS UP!

By: Kevin Cassidy

Monday, July 9, 2007 12:27 AM.

Finally we're finished, there's nothing like a job well ...
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